tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

tennessee-shakes:

Going to a One Direction concert!

tennessee-shakes:

Going to a One Direction concert!

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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part-of-the-tribe:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

Someone write a story about this

stopthatmeghan:

you know that feeling you get when someone you love tells you they love you too but you find that hard to believe because you’re just you and why would anyone love you because you’re just so awkward and plain and not attractive so you think they’re fucking with your feelings even if they would never do that to anyone? yeah that feeling really sucks i don’t recommend having it

Life becomes so precious
When everything you love
Is there beside you

Because you know it could leave
In a second
Abandoning you on the ground

So you take extra care of it
And help it to bloom

And when it flies away
You don’t hurt as much
Because you know that it will
Be reminded of you every second

Of the day

m.c.c.

When I woke up today
I didn’t know what to think
My life was down the drain
And I was at rock bottom

Through some amazing power
You picked me up

You didn’t know you’d done it
You didn’t even know I was hurt

You saved me from myself
Just from existing
And being there
When I was invisible
And so were you

But now we are both seen
Because somehow
Two broken parts
Make a whole…

m.c.c.

missfitta:

GOD DAMMIT I’VE WATCHED ALL THE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES, ALL THE SUPERNATURAL EPISODES AND ALL SHERLOCK EPISODES. 

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO WATCH NEXT OR I’LL DIE.

Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Sherlock… Watch them all again

perfectgay:

hailjay:

harrypooptter:

sup-lauren:

this and good male company is all i need

i like the simple things

i can live just with this, a hot shower and good food.

don’t forget the air conditioner 

Someone join me

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